Ariella's mommy. 👼🏻
i work at a children’s hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there’s the Baby Vest.
it looks like this:
it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we’re literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.
This is beautiful
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i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s
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your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*
my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*
What?
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…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.
this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up
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tom holland is the embodiment of “in my defense i was left unsupervised”
Seems legit
The one where he pulls the head off always makes me laugh omg
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die-with-someone-elses-b00ts-on:
me: i hate country music
shania twain: let’s go girls!
me:
me: i hate country music
carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-
me:
Me: I hate country music
Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl
Me:
me: i hate country music
dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene
me:
me: i hate country music
Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!
me:
This is just so accurate.
why the fuck is Beyonce on here though
BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL
or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
well it is. so u gon just have to deal
don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It absolutely is not a fucking country song
Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!
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